Kansas's Dumb Laws
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
~Pedestrians crossing the highway must always wear tail lights.
~No one may catch fish with his or her bare hands.
~The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
~If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed untill the other has passed, or meaning both trains should stop and not go forever untill they are moved.
~It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
~You may not hit a vending machine that stole your money.
~You may not screech your tires while driving.
~ It is illegal to spit on the sidewalk.
~All vehicles entering city limits must sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
~ No one may wear a bee in their hat.
~ No one shall sing the Alphabet on the streets at night.