Stupid Facts!

by ashish
(india)

Funny Mr Bush

Funny Mr Bush

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
Only seven ( 7 ) per cent of the population are lefties.
40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
A snail can sleep for three years.
A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
It is physically impossible for a pig to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish.
Budweiser beer conditions the hair.
7-Up keeps flowers fresh when used instead of water.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. The Marlboro man in the advertisements died from emphysema.
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.
Turtles can breathe through their butts
Fresca, the soft drink, had problems when it was sold in Mexico. There, Fresca is slang for lesbian.
26% of all McDonald's employees in Ontario, Canada admit to putting some type of bodily fluid in McDonald's food.
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.
A Viking tribe once raided England because they had run out of beer.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
Melting an ice cube in your mouth burns 3 calories.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left-handed.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
The Bible is the most shoplifted book in America.
A giraffe and a mouse have the same number of vertebrae. 7. A giraffe's are spaced out farther than the mouse's.
If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive $.10 from the town.
The hammer throw is illegal as a high school sport in all states except Rhode Island.
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The international telphone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
Ohio is listed as the 17th state in the U.S., but technically it is number 47. Until August 7, 1953, Congress forgot to vote on a resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.
DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid. 75% of the O.J. Simpson jury did not know that.
Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to Heavy Metal music
Pearls melt in vinegar.
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet.
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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